![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} gabe_speaks wroteon 2nd February 2009 at 01:53 |
Inspirational Art Film: Twincest Edition!
Sorry for the delay. My old-ass computer was giving same-ol' problems! But finally, at long last, I present to you something I promised a few weeks back: TWINCEST!
Twincest is something you either love or hate, I think. Between Heroes and Supernatural fandoms, not to mention an assortment of possibilities with the Weasley clan, I think more and more people are open to the idea of fictional brotherly love.
But what about when you see it?
Like... with real brothers?
Now, gay films have a history with the 'brothers-in-love' storyline. Maybe it was because most gay people wished they had an older brother that... protected them, cared for them. Who knows? I'm sure there's psychological explorations into this somewhere. [I bet most gay men, for instance, who took a liking to 'brother' stories probably identified with the younger brother—the one being cared for, taught, protected. I had a best friend who LOVED the Disney show Brotherly Love, by the way. But he loved Joey Lawrence, so...]
Thus, you had tons of gay—ahem!—films that was basically the fantasy of bro-'cest: faux-cest, if you will. In the 1981 film Brothers Should Do It, porn stars JW King and Jon King weren't related. They just 'looked alike', according to the director. So... Jon King was given the name 'Jon King' to match JW King. And you'll have loads of movies that are basically faux-cest, because just the idea of incest is needed, not the real thing. Even up to early 90s, you'll have Rick Donovan with "Rodd Donovan," Rick's much bigger—how is that possible!—younger 'nephew' performing together; but by this point, the pretense of 'looking like a for-real deal relation' has fallen by the wayside!
Then there's the hotly contested Nick and Tyler Russell, who appeared together only once on Treasure Island's Swallow. I'll give it that they may be step-brothers, but that's a far cry from being brother-brothers, if you ask me. It does, however, provide a bit of an 'out' for those who teeter on the edge of maybe kinda sorta liking bro'-cest.
Okay, so in order to fully immerse you lot in what bro-'cest looked like when real brothers do it, I had to go beyond the possibility of faux-cest, like the King "brothers" or even iffy-cest, like the Russel maybe-brothers. So only twins would do. There's no mistaking twins. With that in mind, I had two films about twins for you, but Sendspace didn't like one of them, continually stopping at 99.8% upload. So, the only one I have for you is the final scene of Double Czech. The whole film was a lead-up to this scene, so I've just saved you 60 minutes of FF. Actually, the film in its entirety isn't all that bad, for its ilk, but still...
Okay, enough with the gabbin', and on to the ass-grabbin'!!!
[ Double Czech | Download ]
The other twin movie, which I may still try and find a better copy later, features the infamous O'Brien twins. It really is one of the best scenes from vintage days-gone-by ever, twincest or no'cest, and anyone who has seen it can back my claim.
For those of you not into twincest, I give you another Randy Blue 3-way with Blake... oh, Blake... Blake Blake Blake...
[ Randy Blue | Download ]
And finally, I leave you with a scene from the aforementioned Brotherly Love, featuring not just Joey Lawrence, but all three of the Brothers Lawrence. It's absolutely un-funny and I can't believe it lasted longer than a season, but Joey does look damnably good in tight shirts. Maybe that explains it?
Twincest is something you either love or hate, I think. Between Heroes and Supernatural fandoms, not to mention an assortment of possibilities with the Weasley clan, I think more and more people are open to the idea of fictional brotherly love.
But what about when you see it?
Like... with real brothers?
Now, gay films have a history with the 'brothers-in-love' storyline. Maybe it was because most gay people wished they had an older brother that... protected them, cared for them. Who knows? I'm sure there's psychological explorations into this somewhere. [I bet most gay men, for instance, who took a liking to 'brother' stories probably identified with the younger brother—the one being cared for, taught, protected. I had a best friend who LOVED the Disney show Brotherly Love, by the way. But he loved Joey Lawrence, so...]
Thus, you had tons of gay—ahem!—films that was basically the fantasy of bro-'cest: faux-cest, if you will. In the 1981 film Brothers Should Do It, porn stars JW King and Jon King weren't related. They just 'looked alike', according to the director. So... Jon King was given the name 'Jon King' to match JW King. And you'll have loads of movies that are basically faux-cest, because just the idea of incest is needed, not the real thing. Even up to early 90s, you'll have Rick Donovan with "Rodd Donovan," Rick's much bigger—how is that possible!—younger 'nephew' performing together; but by this point, the pretense of 'looking like a for-real deal relation' has fallen by the wayside!
Then there's the hotly contested Nick and Tyler Russell, who appeared together only once on Treasure Island's Swallow. I'll give it that they may be step-brothers, but that's a far cry from being brother-brothers, if you ask me. It does, however, provide a bit of an 'out' for those who teeter on the edge of maybe kinda sorta liking bro'-cest.
Okay, so in order to fully immerse you lot in what bro-'cest looked like when real brothers do it, I had to go beyond the possibility of faux-cest, like the King "brothers" or even iffy-cest, like the Russel maybe-brothers. So only twins would do. There's no mistaking twins. With that in mind, I had two films about twins for you, but Sendspace didn't like one of them, continually stopping at 99.8% upload. So, the only one I have for you is the final scene of Double Czech. The whole film was a lead-up to this scene, so I've just saved you 60 minutes of FF. Actually, the film in its entirety isn't all that bad, for its ilk, but still...
Okay, enough with the gabbin', and on to the ass-grabbin'!!!
[ Double Czech | Download ]The other twin movie, which I may still try and find a better copy later, features the infamous O'Brien twins. It really is one of the best scenes from vintage days-gone-by ever, twincest or no'cest, and anyone who has seen it can back my claim.
For those of you not into twincest, I give you another Randy Blue 3-way with Blake... oh, Blake... Blake Blake Blake... [ Randy Blue | Download ]
And finally, I leave you with a scene from the aforementioned Brotherly Love, featuring not just Joey Lawrence, but all three of the Brothers Lawrence. It's absolutely un-funny and I can't believe it lasted longer than a season, but Joey does look damnably good in tight shirts. Maybe that explains it?
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