I was thinking about the word
alot..."Oh, Gabe," you're probably thinking, "surely you meant wordssssss.
A lot is the indefinite article and the word
lot. That's two words, innit?"
Well... at least, I
hope that's somewhere in the ballpark of what you were thinking. But yes, technically, you're right.
Alot should be
a lot. Or should it?
I see—and use—
alot, well...
a lot. And, in the grand tradition of Fence-Sitting Gabe, I'm... well, fence-sitting on this one. But my particular fence-sitting has rules behind it, or at the very least, it's predictable. And easy.
If a lot is within a sentence ["I know a lot of boys!"], then I separate it, and I feel it should be separated. But when it's a stand-alone word, usually used to emphasis, then a single word will do ["I fall in love. Alot!"]. Make sense?
But really, I don't understand people's resistance to the single-word
alot. Sure, it's deceptively close to the verb allot, and we already see the makings of
a lot/allot confusions in the same vein as
they're/their/there and its ilk, which means that
alot/allot will happen a lot more. But we can suffer through that, can't we? Gives us one more thing to shake our heads ashamedly at, right? Still, it's a natural progression in our language to fuse
a and
lot together into a single word. Don't believe me? Then I'll give you another word...
There.
I did it.
Did you miss it?
No, of course you didn't.
Another used to be
an other. Actually, some people say there may have been a time when it was
a nother. Charles Dickens uses
a nother in
Great Expectations several times. The "current"
a whole nother idiom is not so current at all, really. But regardless, the point stands:
An other merged into
another.
A lot will merge into
alot. It's only a matter of time. I think there are a lot of two-part words like
a lot and its ilk that are slowly becoming one word. And why not?
A lot is really talking about one thing, just a lot of that one thing, but when you're thinking about it, you're really thinking about the lot that you grouped together, and you're thinking about it as a single entity... just... a lot of them. Oh, you know what I mean!
So when you read that poor n00b's reply and he uses alot a lot, maybe we should consider him, not an idiot, but rather ahead of his time.
Oh, that's an other one! (^_o)